Doggy Breath v. Morning Breath

So which is worst? I know PiRo has some bad breath, especially while she is eating. But it is funny, I recently noticed when I feed PiRo in the mornings (before I brush my teeth) and blow air at her, she has the funniest reactions. She will actually shake her head vigorously and or jump backwards and get into her 'fighting' stance. And if I body slam her on her back and force feed her my bad morning breath, she will turn the other way and put her paws over her nose, or swipe with her paws at my face (this is the funniest thing in the world, I wish I could take a picture). Since I think PiRo has bad breath, and I can't really smell my own breath in the mornings, I will need a 3rd person to conduct the smell test and judge which is worst. I plan on winning this competition and will even go a night without brushing my teeth to win. K, you will be the judge but I will train hard for this victory because I have a destiny to fulfill.