Microsoft and Poop

These two things have nothing in common but they are the two things I was compelled to write about in my not so interesting Thursday afternoon.

I finally received a lap-top from my company; I have been working from home via my home computer for the last month (I had to be relatively discreet with the 'websites' I visited while VPN'ed into my companies network). My new lap-top is Microsoft configured and even comes with the above Smart Card for safe and easy VPN access. And I will now have a @microsoft.com email address; this will definitely make my life easier when I am recruiting individuals out there that 'hate' recruiters.

Now, here is a nice picture of poop for your viewing pleasure. I've placed my finger in the picture so that you can appreciate the true grandeur and plumpness of these poop specimen. This is not my poop, this is PiRo's poop; one night's worth of poop, found in small clusters littered throughout my garage. If we do some simple algebra; we can determine that if this much poop comes out of a 13.5 pound puppy over a span of 8 hours, then we can certainly deduce and imagine the amount of poop that comes out of this little monster in a 24 hour span. Multiply that by 7, then 52, then 13 (average lifespan of a dog): this hypothetical quantity of poop would very easily fill my swimming pool. If I horde PiRo's poop for 13 years, I could literally be swimming in poop; just like Scrooge McDuck swam in his money.

PiRo Weekly Update

Age: 13 weeks
Weight: 13.5 pounds