Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Hope for Higher Education

It is pretty obvious from my post yesterday that I have lost all respect for Harvard, U-Penn, and Cornell, because those are the schools that produced the two biggest idiots in the world; Justin Wolfers and Joe Price. I'm very glad I didn't go to school with these two (for lack of better words) dip-shits.

On a different, yet similar note, I am very proud to be a Cal alumni. Not only is Cal a top notch scholastic institution, Cal also fosters a well rounded lifestyle. The following pictures are from one of Cal's top Track and Field recruits. She is the future of pole vaulting and I wouldn't be surprised if we see her at the Olympic Games in the near future (where was she when I was pole vaulting?).

Summary:

Harvard, U-Penn, Cornell = produces gay men that love to do ridiculous, unwarranted research on race; they deserve to be in a dark alley everyday for the rest of their lives
UC Berkeley = produces...







Wow, and yes, she is 18.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

perv perv perv... ogle after an 18 yr old!!

Jack said...

nono, no oooooogling.. i look and post only out of respect; she vaults just as high as i did, and she is a girl and she will continue to go higher, so i am just happy and proud that UC Berkeley recruited someone so talented in this event...

unlike harvard, cornell, and wharton who let dumbass mentally challenged individuals in...

fchenod said...

Wow, she's talented. :)